The Saddest Thing I Own

The Saddest Thing I Own

A collection of life's saddest objects, their sad stories, and our reasons for holding onto these sad things.


Prom Dress And Mom

Posted On Monday May 1, 2006 By Jody

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The closets in my parents’ house are a bizarre time warp- nothing ever gets thrown out, clothing and magazines from decades ranging back to the 40’s can be found with stuff purchased at Walmart last week.

When I was 19 or so, I found my old junior prom dress hanging in my closet. My junior prom experience wasn’t the best- I went as a sophomore with someone I didn’t particularly like, just so I could get the dress and the hair-do. Yes, I had one of those strange poufy French twist braid type hair arrangements, it added at least 5 inches to my height. The dress had an empire waist, acres of chiffony white skirt, and a green bodice with a white lace overlay. I don’t remember loving it, it was kind of in the category of my date- a necessary means to an end.

By the time I was 19, I had become an iconoclastic hippy type, always wearing the same pair of much patched blue jeans. I was insufferable. When I found my prom dress on a visit home, I put it on and ran downstairs laughing.

My mother saw me in the dress, looked horrified, and then burst into tears. Even my cruel adolescent self knew I had gone too far.

Here is a picture of my mom as a young teacher.

Tags: dress, mom, mother, prom

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