The Saddest Thing I Own

The Saddest Thing I Own

A collection of life's saddest objects, their sad stories, and our reasons for holding onto these sad things.


Lost Ad

Posted On Sunday April 30, 2006 By Gail

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This is an ad that I found in the newspaper about 20 years ago in the ‘Lost & Found’ section. I don’t know why I was looking there, but this ad was just so unbearably sad that I tore it out and saved it all this time.

It speaks for itself. No further explanation is necessary.


Tags: ad, clipping, cremation, death, incubator, infant, newspaper, purse

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Enduring Horoscope

Posted On Sunday April 30, 2006 By Leslie

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This horoscope has been stuck to my fridge with a magnet for the last 4 years. I remember cutting it out of the Village Voice, and thinking that it was truly written especially for me. It seemed to address all of my issues: my avoidant, risk-averse introversion; my tendancy to work hard on other people’s projects while letting my own die quiet deaths; my pattern of seizing obsessively upon terrible, terrible people because they are terrible to me in ways that I find fascinating; my general shyness; and my willingness to fall for flashy but inhumane beasts when it comes to romance.

It’s sad because even though I recognize all these things, and have a horoscope reminding me of it, I still do the same things, over and over and over. . .

Tags: behavior, compulsion, fridge, horoscope, mean, people, repetition

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The Saddest Thing I Own is a 2005 commission of New Radio and Performing Arts, Inc., (aka Ether-Ore) for its Turbulence web site. It is supported by the Jerome Foundation in celebration of the Jerome Hill Centennial and in recognition of the valuable contributions of artists to society.

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